Yellow Monster

Early seventies, oh what a tale.
Old man Pearson, East Cedardale,
Setting up frickin muskrat traps…
Yellow Monster, Yellow Monster

Neighbor Joanne with her headlights,
Witnessed Yellow Monster that night.
Left it’s own calling card…
Yellow hair on a fence of barb. She swears.

Running, lumbering upright biped.
It’s off to Lake Ten with Larry Anderson.
Yellow monster’s out there in the cold.
Eating grubs from what i’ve been told.
Non believers this mutch is true
Non believers Yellow Monster loves you.

He loves you. Yellow Monster Loves you.
DCA
DCAE